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Aunty Andrea Posted - 24/11/2008 : 12:17:19

A girl asks her
boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her
parents.

Since this is
such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she
would like to go out and make love for the first
time.



The boy is
ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.



That night, the
boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes
inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

10 minutes pass,
and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had
no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no
idea your father was a
pharmacist.'
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ann thomas Posted - 27/11/2008 : 22:42:30
ha ha . well done made me laugh like i havnt done in ages.lol

ann thomas

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